
(via fyeahparanoidparrot)
I don’t even sleep with men and this pops into my mind sometimes!
Reblogged for truth.
Also, paranoid parrot is my life now.
Yo on the real I’m like WHERE IS MY PERIOD I HAVEN’T HAD SEX BUT WHERE IS IT CAN I GET PREGNANT THROUGH MY HANDS????
I’m a virgin. This still happens.
LOL MY BRAIN GOES:
MARY ALREADY PULLED THIS SHIT, YOU CAN’T CLAIM DIVINE CONCEPTION.
^^ OMG ELYSSA, I USED TO THINK THAT, TOO! until, you know…
Every single month!
even if I had no sex. EVERY FUCKING TIME XD
^^ OMG ELYSSA, I USED TO THINK THAT, TOO! until, you know…
I’m also a virgin; I run through times in the month where the opportunity would have been there for some guy to drug me...
I’m still a virgin and I think the same thing.