2 weeks ago, 1 note
I’ve been doing random shots of rum since 9:30am

and not just bc it’s senior week, but also bc my throat hurts and my mom text me that i should take a shot with tea. 

i mean. 

she probably meant one. 

but i’ve been doing multiples. now i have tiny captain morgan shot bottles in my purse. 


#i am the classiest #why not why the fuck not 2012 #senior week #life #lol #tipsy maybe


3 weeks ago, 1,149 notes, via whoistorule, from acciokristen

Describe the person sitting next to you in three words.

(Source: acciokristen)


#casts! actors! ppl that exist! #lol #chris hemsworth #handsome golden retrievers #film: snow white and the huntsman


1 month ago, 1 note

Apparently hanging out with my professor, going out to her poetry readings, drinking wine, eating, and having a good time doesn’t get me out of the assignment I have for her due tonight. 


#lol #i love her tho so it's okay #bleh #homework. what homework?


1 month ago, 0 notes

#he brought me a flower friday when we had waffles together #he ripped it from one of the school's gardens~ #lol #you loser #i love you #stupid boy #believe me when i tell you that i love you #muscles better nerves more #not over it #augh #you are mine #anything else is unthinkable


1 month ago, 1,078 notes, via gublernation, from gublernation
gublernation:

me in shemar’s weight room
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gublernation:

me in shemar’s weight room

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#lol #dying #dude #duuude #Matthew Gray Gubler #shemar moore


1 month ago, 20,297 notes, via bananaleaves, from dongcity
What if ee cummings just didn’t know how to work his typewriter?

je    sus
fu   c k     i ng chris
t how
do e       s    thi   s
t   ype   w
r i    t         er
w   o r              k

-e.e. cummings 

(Source: dongcity)


#lol #crying #fucking ee cummings


1 month ago, 7,571 notes, via whoistorule, from regina-fierce-mills

whoistorule:

omg tumblr

no

(Source: regina-fierce-mills)


#lol #crying


1 month ago, 5 notes, via 5by5breytana, from 5by5breytana
5by5breytana:

So this happened on my dash. :)

5by5breytana:

So this happened on my dash. :)


#lol #handsome golden retrievers #chris hemsworth #liam hemsworth


1 month ago, 1,415 notes, via absenthere, from robdelaney
robdelaney:

https://twitter.com/#!/robdelaney/status/189419421213790209

robdelaney:

https://twitter.com/#!/robdelaney/status/189419421213790209


#lol #yes please #hahaha